Crewneck Sweatshirt — “I Have Zero Bandwidth For This” Graphic
S / Carolina Blue
$35.97
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$35.97
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This cozy crewneck sweatshirt carries a dry, relatable sense of humor with a bold, retro-style badge that reads “I HAVE ZERO BANDWIDTH FOR THIS.” It’s a comfortable midweight layer that pairs relaxed fit with durable construction — soft inside, clean outside — so it feels like your go-to when you need to shut out small talk and guard your time. The embroidered/printed badge sits center chest for confident visibility, while subtle wrist detailing gives it a slightly rugged, lived-in look. Wear it on slow mornings, long commutes, or low-energy days when comfort and low-drama vibes matter most.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and structure
- Classic crewneck and relaxed fit with double-needle stitching for durability
- Embroidered or printed decoration options at center chest, left chest, or wrist accents
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed knit collar to retain shape and reduce waste
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes, ethically grown US cotton, and DTF inner neck labels for comfort and compliance
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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Crewneck Sweatshirt — “I Have Zero Bandwidth For This” Graphic
$35.97
Sale price
$35.97
Regular price
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and structure
- Classic crewneck and relaxed fit with double-needle stitching for durability
- Embroidered or printed decoration options at center chest, left chest, or wrist accents
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed knit collar to retain shape and reduce waste
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes, ethically grown US cotton, and DTF inner neck labels for comfort and compliance
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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